by Joe Miller
In my
last post, I looked at two arguments in favor of restricting profane speech on public airwaves during certain hours of the day (the so-called 'safe harbor' provisions which prohibit profanity between 6 a.m. and 10 p.m.). In this post I want to take up the next challenge for those who are opposed to FCC restrictions on speech.
3. Profanity is harmful to children and should thus be restricted during the hours in which children are normally awake.
First, the snark: It's called a remote control people. If you're worried that your kid might hear Charlie Sheen call Jon Cryer a cocksucker on
Two and a Half Men, then don't let your kid watch it. Personally, I'd be way more concerned at discovering that my kid found
Two and a Half Men to be funny, but that's just me. On second thought, perhaps if you're four, the show really is funny. I don't know. Me, I'm not really all that concerned about the whole slippery slope argument that without the restrictions, there will be no safe place for kids. I can't imagine the business model that would predict that adding "motherfucker" to the regular vocabulary of
Blue's Clues would be a huge moneymaker. Indeed, I'm not really sure how it is that anyone thinks that restricting what gets said on television will protect kids from hearing profanity. For one, there is no FCC that can restrict my expletives when I whack the shit out of my shin on some toy that Matthew left where it isn't supposed to be. More significantly, no one much monitors what gets said in public. Just last week, several preteens at the McDonald's playground kept us all entertained as they shouted things like, "Hey motherfucker, get your ass away from my bitch.
On a (slightly) more serious note, I'm somewhat baffled as to how a Court that gives us a decision like
Cohen v California can also manage to restrict public airwaves. Talk about captive audiences. It's not like most people who are hanging out at a courthouse can just leave if they want to. Yet the ruling there is that anyone who doesn't like reading Cohen's jacket (for the record, Cohen had painted the words "Fuck the draft" on the back of his jacket) would just have to look the other way. It's far easier to turn off the television, yet restrictions on speech are just fine there. Oh, well. If I don't point it out, someone else will: the U.S. legal system in general (and the SC in particular) are rather awful places to go looking for consistency.
So now the real response to the argument. First, the obvious: the argument as I have sketched it is perfectly consistent with the harm principle. The state is perfectly justified in preventing harm to others (yes, I know that this begs the question against anarchists, and I think that liberals--and academics--are mistaken to dismiss the arguments for anarchism so quickly, but trying to give a defense of the state in the midst of another argument takes us too far afield. Maybe another time). The question, then, is whether profanity (and obscenity too for that matter) actually harms children.
I'll have to admit that I don't know the answer to this question. Or rather, to be more specific, what I don't know is that there really is
an answer to this question. It seems to me that the type of harm we are talking about here would pretty much have to be
moral harm. That is, I'm not really sure what kind of objectively-measured physical harm can be said to result from exposing children to profane language. Indeed, I'm not really sure what sort of physical harm would result if, rather than just saying "cocksucker," NBC actually aired a fully explicit blowjob. What is the objection here? I can think of two.
a. Airing explicit sex and using profane language will lead children to engage in sex at earlier ages and to use profane language more frequently.
b. Sex (at least in certain forms or in certain circumstances) is morally wrong and children ought not be given the impression that such things are morally permissible.
As far as (a) goes, I must say that I still don't really see the objection. I'm not entirely sure that I see what it is that is so terribly wrong about kids having sex. Certainly I see what is wrong with kids getting pregnant and/or getting STDs. But those are objections to
unsafe sex, not to sex per se. Teenage sex, however, has a number of positives, not the least of which, as Patri Friedman pointed out in a
Catallarchy post last summer, is that teenage sex leads to teenage orgasms and teenage love affairs and the like, all of which are good things. (And before any of you start with the snide comments, no, I'm not interested in
participating in teenage sex. I far prefer a partner who already knows what she's doing. I love to teach, but I try not to mix business and pleasure.) And the profanity bit? That seems like a complete red herring. After all, words are profane only to the extent that society takes them to be profane. So if all kids suddenly start saying "fuck off" as a matter of course, the phrase will eventually cease to be profane at all. The only drawback there is that we'd then need to invent some new profanities so that I'll still have something suitable to yell when I whack the shit out my shin.
While (a) is an empirical claim that, depending on the evidence, could turn out to be consistent with liberalism, (b) is illiberalism masquerading as harm. To say that I am harmed by some action because that action would lead to my being somehow a less moral person is to assume a particular conception of the good. That, however, is precisely what liberalism prohibits. Respect for autonomy, and the state neutrality that such a commitment entails, means that I have to allow people the freedom to pursue their own conception of the good. To restrict freedom on the grounds that the actions may produce people who fail to accord with my own personal conception of morality is fundamentally illiberal. It's also the height of arrogance; how on earth can you be so certain that yours is the proper conception of the good? To make this argument is not to endorse full-blown moral relativism. Some things are wrong, period. But it's not at all clear to me why we should think that people saying certain words or people engaging in sex with partners of their own choosing should be among those objectively wrong acts.
To sum, the claim that profanity somehow harms children is, to say the least, an open question. Arguably, the claim is resolvable only if one adopts a particular moral framework. The harm caused by profanity is, in other words, a moral harm. Even if profanity on television leads children to be profanity-spewing horndogs, it doesn't follow that the child is harmed unless one presupposes that there is something objectionable or degrading about being a profanity-spewing horndog. But that presupposition is a moral presupposition, and the whole point of the harm principle is to prevent the state from imposing a particular moral framework on its citizenry.
Next up: the offense principle.