You Can't Make This Stuff Up

by Joe Miller

From Roll Call:

House Republicans are taking a mulligan on the first ballot for Majority Leader. The first count showed more votes cast than Republicans present at the Conference meeting.

Yes, this is the vote to elect a Majority Leader to clean up corruption in the House. I'd say things are off to a good start. Feel free to leave your own jokes in the comments. The award for the best joke: 1/10,000 of a point added to your participation grade or the half-eaten remains of Matt's Halloween candy that I just found still in my kitchen cabinets.